Port Scandalous Roller Derby!!!

Port Scandalous Roller Derby has again invited us to come join them for a riotously funny (and maybe even a little dangerous for some of us) Wednesday Evening.

Last year's event was hugely popular and crowded! This year there is a $5 donation to Clallam County Hospice to get in the door. The event is open to Esprit and the public.

Before you arrive, you'll want to order your own PSRD T-shirt emblazoned with the bad-ass PSRD logo. Orders must be in by April 14 and you can find the form here. You can also add your own derby name (guidance and a simple name-generator here).

We will kick the evening off at 6:30 and have an inter-league scrimmage with an announcer explaining the game of Roller Derby, with the ladies of Esprit doing the cheering and the cheerleading at this point.

We will have a Derby Wife Auction for charity and of course there will be an opportunity to go skating as we will have a pay-to-play roller skating session with your Derby Wife or Favorite Roller Derby Star. Don't worry skates are available, and for those that need them, bring your own helmet and mouth guard. "Yikes!"

Hilarious relay races will follow and you'll get to skate with your teammates of local kids, derby stars, and Esprit friends for fame and glory. Last year's relay station events included applying lipstick without using your hands and shaking your booty until all the ping-pong balls in the box attached to your derriere flew out.

And to top off the evening we will have an Esprit Skating Beauty Pageant for Esprit participants where the ladies of Port Scandalous will be the judges.

So plan on being the "Derby Queen of Esprit". Pack your shortest or sexiest or whatever skating outfit for a fun Wednesday night with the ladies of the Port Scandalous Roller Derby.

Nothing can represent non-acceptance, rebelling against rules, and fishnets clashing with...well everything...better than the Port Scandalous Roller Derby Teams and the Derby Dolls of Esprit.

(If you are in town on Saturday May 11 just before Esprit starts, PSRD has a local bout in Port Angeles starting at 6:30PM.)

On Thursday, it's your chance to paint the town!

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